Choose THREE of your OCs (Original Characters) - The good, the evil and the other guy:
-> Good : Azer
-> Bad : (more so psychotic) Kureiji
-> Ugly - ummm, I meant "The other guy" : he no ugliee ;~; (Sketch)
And make them answer the following fantastic elasic random silly scary questions of doom!
(Just be creative and make them talk to each other, for from now on - Wether they want it or not - They have to work and investigate together to survive this!)
1) An interviewer with a head made out of cheese appears in front of you three...
"Who are you, and what Universe are you from?"
- Uh I'm Azer and im not really sure i woke up here on earth with no memory
- Holy shit that's cheese! but on the other note the name's Kureiji
- OHMAHGAWD CHEESE! I'm Sketch! i like cheese
2) "Who or what where your parents? Are you related to each other?
Yush, you look awful! Were your parents bro and sis or what?!"
- i dont know again o.e
- welp they're all the ones who threw me in this nut house so i dont really associate with them that frequently
-im not so sure if theyre still alive ive been in this asylum since i was 12
3) The interviever rolles his eyes in dismay. "What do you do for living? Can you three imagine to work together?"
-nothing i live in a 'home for the physically and psychological impaired'
-seems as though Aze summed it all up for all of us
-what they said
4) "Aha - Very interesting *yawns* - Get to know each other by talking to each other about the weather!"
- um...h-how do you think it is outside?
-i dunno i hope its sunny cuz if i escape i could get a tan or something the dark has done nothing for my complexion
-i hope its sunny! the sun's the only thing i think i remember from my childhood
5) Another interviewer appears - It's a sadistic laughing little dwarf.
"'*Nyahahahahahahaha!* What does your dress sense tell us about you?
- i wear this white shirt and these black pants...its all the men in lab coats gave me. so basically i have nothing
-i wear a straight jacket. what do you think sir?
- i wear what i want! cuz they let me pack some things before i left home! but my old clothes got too small so i had to learn how to make things. its not that fun pricking yourself with a needle and having Kureiji go crazy in the cell across from me its creepy
6) "Well... Do you have any friends?
Imaginative ones count too, who are they, and do they hurt your feelings often? *Nyahahahahahahaha!*"
- Kureiji and Sketch are my only friends
- well there's Levi. he said his name was Levi Athan. he's mean to me...but there's also the other two Azer and Sketch
-just Kurei and Aze nobody else likes me
7) The two interviewers disappear and I take over as the mysterious shadow from the 'Off' :
I shall stick you three into tight pink dresses and let you deliver a package at the "Blue Oyster" (An uber-clichee gay bar) ...
Give us a little insight of what happens!
- *blushing mad hard* t-this isnt very comfortable...and people keep staring at me
-ew pink why couldnt it be red? what the fuck are you staring at you pricks?!?!? i will shank you with this glass! and probably eat you i havent eaten in weeks
- oh god i just just a had a flashback from 2nd grade shudders*
8) Your evil OC kindnaps the good OC - What does "The Other Guy" do?
I will give "The Other Guy" a fish so he/she/it has something to use as gadget ^^
- noes! lemme go Kurei! i hate the crawl space! it's full of creepy crawlies!
-but they like you! cmon!
- *fished* homahgawsh! a fishy!...omg! Kureiji! let Azer go! there's creepy crawlies in there!
9) What do you three guys want for X-Mas?
Santa Claus is standing right next to you - Feel free to talk to that big fat old guy in red ^^
-OwO i wanna little brother!
-you're wearing red! let me eat you please~!
10) Your evil guy invites for a BBQ - What do the other 2 bring along?
- what's a BBQ?
-ive never done this before! this is so exciting!
-i brought BUBBLES~!!
11) I send you three into [[Insert Movie-Name of choice here]] to watch it.
How can we imagine your OCs to behave? You shall get popcorn for free! Use it wise ^^
-why are they sparkling?
-interesting...ive never realized how stupid some writers can be. she's just some chick. i say they drop her and go on a brotastic adventure
13) I'll zap you right into the vast, cool endless-ness of the arctic tundra - What do you three guys do now, ha?
- im cold! i want my alien plushie! i want m cell back! i want my mom i dont have!
- dude! i just found a penguin!i say we all eat it : D
- i knew i shouldve brought my hat. last time i go to some random interview without one <<
15) I will offer you the chance to meet your great hero - But all of you three have just one choice, or rather, you three have to decide together for just ONE hero....
- i say we pick Edgar Allen Poe
-the homosexual psycho author? sure
- okay..no! no! how about Super Random?!?!?!?
16) Back from the tundra I'll beam you aboard a starship.
What do you do? And what starship do you think I chose for you? Go investigate!
-yes! i knew it! we got the irken starship! booyah!
- fuck yea! im gonna go harrass the Tallest!
- omg! pig!
17) Haaaa! The course of the ship is set towards the sun, the navigation control is locked, the main computer is down, and there's only one escape pod......
they all squuezed inside
- ...this is awkward
- which one of you queers is touching my ass?
- okay who's hand is on my back?
18) You wake up, the warmth of the sun softly kisses your skin (or whatever you have as an exterior hull) and you find yourselfs in a lovely garden with flowers, birds, bees, old ladies feeding ducks, and all the other scary stuff of doom, go and explore it!
- BIRDS!!!!!!!! *frolicks off*
- oh noes! teh light~! is brighter than i expected! im melting
- ick it's been so long since ive seen the sun. i think i hate it
19) You haven't had anything to eat since the BBQ so I decide to throw a package of candy into your direction ^^
*clutch* Go and fight for it!!!
- i say we slit it evely into three so i have some you have some and Sketch has-
-fuck yes! ive been starving! *eats whole bag*
20) The candy fights back, and tries to eat you for luch! RUN!
You find a tiny, half-rotten little garage where you can hide, but it's really, really, REALLY tight...
-uh...Kurei just ate it
-yeah keep up interviewer guy chick human thing
- phail whale
21) By stepping into the garage you return into your original universes - What lesson did you three learn today?
- *in corner* the men in lab coats were right the outside is scary
- dammit where's my cleaver? lab coat dude number two! did you take it again? i said i'd be good! *reaching through bars clawing a scientist*
-i need some sleep! that was a lot of work and friendship
...Thanks for taking this memage of doom.
By doing this you saved a starving Reman warrior by feeding him imaginary rice pudding of doom.
The ministry of intellectual worthy education is very proud of you